We're got a lot of great teams here in the Bracketball League! Check 'em out below and don't forget to root for your favorite.

Abandon Shortage has always been one of the Bracketball League's most popular teams, and it's not hard to see why! Gosh, seeing them on the field -- well, you know it's going to be a good game. However, please remember -- anything you hear about THE GREAT ANNIHILATOR is propaganda from the Abandon Shortage team and should be disregarded as such! Tentacle monster gods are not real and they do not need sweaters for all of their arms.

Speaking of popular teams, I would be remiss not to introduce Grave Operational! In addition to their high win percentage, Grave Operational is also all about giving back to the community! In fact, on the last Saturday of each month, the players complete volunteer hours for the Ratking under 4th Street. All hail the Ratking, and everyone cheer for the Ratking's favorite team!

Let's give it up for Omission Formation! These guys are quite new to the scene, but I can't wait to see what they have in store for us this season. Rumor has it that they've been learning the knit stitch in preparation for the 2026 season -- sure, it's pretty unheard of for an actual team to fix the field, but there's nothing in the rulebook that says they can't! Trust me, hahaha, I've checked!

You know, folks, I'm pretty sure this team isn't made up of the local dead, but you can never be too sure! They really do look a little rough around the edges, if you get what I mean. Still, I can't wait to see them out on the field in the 2026 season. You know, I don't think the undead would have any advantage over any of the other teams. Oh, gosh, I may need to look back at the rulebook, excuse me--

If I weren't the ANNOUNCER, I might go so far as to say that Shrink Deficit is my favorite team. They really live up to their name, the way they shrink the distance between the field and the goal, hahaha! Sources say we need to keep an eye on this team in the 2026 season!

Glory Process -- what a team! We didn't get a good showing from them last season, but I hear they've been training harder than ever for the new season. Rumors have been kicking up that they've been pranking the Soothsayer in between practices. That Soothsayer's a real stick in the mud, if you ask me. Her table at the corner of 4th and Beard Street is a real eyesore! Hopefully their playful teasing won't come back to bite them in this season!

What's there to say about Wander Nest that hasn't already been said? I will say, they really got the short end of the stick in this season's seeding; they're definitely a middle of the pack team, but we won't be seeing them until game seven! I got batted away from the field when I tried to ask them how they felt about being seeded so low, so I guess they're taking their practices seriously!

You won't find a tougher team than Warning Dealer out there! What they lack in grace, they sure make up for in sheer strength! I've never seen a point ball get knocked out of the goal faster than by Warning Dealer. To be clear, the team has paid all the fines associated with last season's stand violation, so you don't have to worry about being a spectator in the stands this season! You would have thought we were at a bowling alley, the way they cleared the stands! I've been doing this a long time, folks, and have never seen anything like it.